elfdaughter

And we need pictures to prove it!

Congrats @mullet_man !!!

Today's the day!! Get those last requests in fast!

I guess you could say they need to keep it dehydrated.........

Bet you don't like pineapple on pizza either... *quickly screws the lid back on that can of worms and runs away*

Agreed, this HAS to be done!

Better hide those wrappers!!

White chocolate and Raspberry for sure!

Pangaea

I bet it was an inconvinience to use a spell checker....

*physically winces*

I've never heard of this before, and given what you said about the shooting time - this sounds good! Count me in!

"HYCI" (pronounced hy-see) Because every single question I start with is 'have you charged it?'. 99% of the time, the answer is 'No Miss'!

Folly.....

How about both? Outlaw (Might have to explain this one - Sunshine and author - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid - Outlaw)

Why do robots not like apples? Because they're androids....

A Man walks into a bar and sees a Rottweiler sitting by the barman. "That's a fierce-looking dog!" he says. "Yup," says the barman, "best fighting dog in the county, that one. Won every fight he's been in." The man thinks for a bit and says "Hmm. I've got a dog who can beat him." "Nah," says the barman, "but OK, tell you what, bring him in tomorrow, and we'll see who wins." So the next day the man comes back into the bar with his dog. "That's an odd-looking dog," says the barman, "what breed is he?" "He's a Long-Nosed, Short-Legged, Long-tailed Water Whippet," replies the man. "He's a what?" asks the barman "He's a Long-Nosed, Short-Legged, Long-tailed Water Whippet!" "Right, OK" says the barman, "let's just put them out and see who wins." So, they put the two dogs out, and there's the most tremendous barking and yapping and yelping and growling.... and finally, silence. They open the door, and there's the Rottweiler on the ground, four paws in the air, dead. "Bloody hell" says the barman. What breed did you say that dog was again?" "He's a Long-Nosed, Short-Legged, Long-tailed Water Whippet. Of course, some people know them as alligators......"

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My poor innocent brain took a while to get this....either that or I'm just fried after today...

Horse.

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A snail comes into a supercar showroom and starts talking to one of the salesmen. He asks for a superfast car. "Of course sir," says the salesman. "We have the perfect car here for you". He proceeds to show the snail a beautiful mercedes. "That's perfect," says the snail. "But can I get it customised?" "Of course," says the salesman. "Great!" says the snail. "I want it in really shiny silver with loads of S designs all over it." "Of...course..." says the salesman. "Can I ask why?" "Yes", says the snail. "It's so that when I'm driving fast, people will stop and say.... 'look at the es-car-go......'" I'll get my coat....

This just makes me smile every time.

Hi, I'm Elfdaughter, also known as Elfy, also known as Averil in the boring, mundane world, and I'm an IT support tech newbie!