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Well, if you're looking for inspiration, there are plenty of tech-related songs (Queen and otherwise) here.

 

And check out the rest of that site. It is a fantastic place!

Posted

as incentive will offer up some prize for best one as voted by members not sure what the prize will be yet but will be at least worth £10+

 

extra points for those who post mp3 of themselves singing it

 

Russ

Posted

go feel genrious

 

ok here are rules :-

 

song must it based and can be set to any tune

all lyrics must be your own

once i close comp i wil add a poll and members will have 3 days to vote person with most votes at end will win.

 

Russ

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ROFL! I've got one in my public journal somewhere...not interested in winning anything, just for fun, I'll post it. Can't remember what tune I had in my head at the time either..

 

Ode to stupidity.

 

 

There was a teacher at my place of work,

Whos XP was royally f*cked.

I can't be arsed to spybot the thing,

I'd rather the OS was chucked

 

"You can't!" the distraught teacher exclaims,

"My life is on my laptop".

"I have to", the annoyed techie explains,

"For it is about to come to a stop."

 

"Spybot can only repair so much,

and, frankly it's gone way beyond,

If it repairs, then XP won't be good for much

and the machine would be best in the pond."

 

I've booted the bugger with windows PE

it's running quite nicely on that

but if there's one thing that really, REALLY beats me

it's why most end users are prats.

 

For if you never bother to backup your work

and your laptop decides to die

at best, you end up looking like a burk

at worst, you're going to cry.

 

So please, resist the cover CD

and filling your PCs with crap

for as and when you bring them to me

one day, you may find I snap.

 

To this misguided user, I must now explain

the writing that is now on the wall

her XP install will go down the drain

go forth, and get reinstalled.

 

I daresay they won't be too happy with this

but thats just really hard luck.

If you own a PC, then don't take the piss

because we really don't give a f*ck.

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