[joke] Mum's know all

[gmonks]

Mums know all!!!

A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner,

during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help

but notice how handsome Peter's flatmate, Simon, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between

the two, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two

interact, she started to wonder if there was more between

Peter and his flatmate than met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know

what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I

are just flatmates'.

About a week later, Simon came to Peter saying, 'Ever since

your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying

pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?' 'Well I doubt it,

but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter. So he sat down and wrote:

 

 

DEAR MOTHER,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING

PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU

'DID NOT' TAKE THE Frying Pan BUT THE FACT REMAINS

THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE

HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE PETER

 

 

Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read:

 

 

DEAR SON,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH SIMON,

AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH

SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS

SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND

THE F**KING FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM

 

 

Lesson of the day,

 

 

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER