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Well, if you have nothing to say, it's best to just give a condiment rather than a criticism.

 

or just dont chip in

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Stop being so selfish, we should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns as this is a serious matter. With such serious damage to the windscreen, I'm wondering if the driver was subject to a salt and battery.

 

My thoughts and prayers are with you.

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Stop being so selfish, we should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns as this is a serious matter. With such serious damage to the windscreen, I'm wondering if the driver was subject to a salt and battery.

 

My thoughts and prayers are with you.

 

Whilst some of your puns were brill, you could have asked people to stop being so shellfish. I don't want to carp on but it was a pretty crab effort.

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Whilst some of your puns were brill, you could have asked people to stop being so shellfish. I don't want to carp on but it was a pretty crab effort.

 

Go pick on salmon else and stop carping on about my puns, but thanks for letting minnow where I could have reely improved myself.

 

EDIT: Sorry for carping on about you carping on. I only just noticed that. Sometimes I just feel like I'm reinventing the whale.

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It took me a while to ketchup with this thread but i thought it was quite funny. Possibly one of the funniest things in the net. Of interest to me is the lack of an identified sauce with which to corroborate.

 

Make sure to turn the bass down on your radio so that you don't crack your windscreen now or that will cost you more than a few squid

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