MK-2 Posted September 21, 2011 Posted September 21, 2011 I watched this last night, very funny. It was aired at the same time as the new two and a half men started, I'd be interested to see which got more ratings! Can't really repeat most of the jokes here but some were hilarious.....best one being "Charlie, you're a lot like Bruce Willis......big in the 80's but now Ashton Kutcher is filling your old slot" Mike Tyson was a roaster, and looked like he was on speed, he stood there fidgeting, kept straightening his jacket and looked very nervous. Still had a couple of good jokes though (When I heard your jokes I wanted to bite my own f***ing ears off). Most pointless person there had to go to Steve-o though. Now trying his hand at comedy but despite all his jokes had to resort to asking Mike Tyson to make a fist then running into it to try and get a black eye (and ended up breaking his nose). Closest joke to the bone with him was a woman saying "Steve-o we know you were hit hard when Ryan Dunn died, asking 'Why him, why did he have to die' and we all felt the same, asking "why him, why couldn't it be you" Still think the William Shatner roast was the best I've seen though.
RabbieBurns Posted September 21, 2011 Posted September 21, 2011 Ashton Kutcher A Hit Replacing Charlie Sheen In Two And a Half Men some ratings figures for AU and US in this article
MK-2 Posted September 21, 2011 Author Posted September 21, 2011 Another joke that was superb was Seth MacFarlane introducing William Shatner as "the guy who played Captain Kirk on Star Trek before it looked like gay guys working in a Mac store"
featured_spectre Posted September 21, 2011 Posted September 21, 2011 watched 2 and a half men last night...could not believe how much funnier it was...quite surprised as the humour with charlie sheen was always slapstick and dry...did not like it. With ashton kutcher its much better
MK-2 Posted September 21, 2011 Author Posted September 21, 2011 watched 2 and a half men last night...could not believe how much funnier it was...quite surprised as the humour with charlie sheen was always slapstick and dry...did not like it. With ashton kutcher its much better some of the reviews ive read seemed to say it was the opposite, that kutcher was trying too hard to be like sheen in it. the only sad part is chuck lorre obviously being just as childish as sheen was with the death scene. i mean "body exploded like a bag of meat" isn't really there for comedic purposes, its more for lorre to hit home the fact he was in charge and has written out sheen forever
newpersn Posted September 21, 2011 Posted September 21, 2011 watched 2 and a half men last night...could not believe how much funnier it was...quite surprised as the humour with charlie sheen was always slapstick and dry...did not like it. With ashton kutcher its much better But Charlie was playing him self i found. But i watched the new Two and a Half men last night i found it alright. I will be watching the new ones i feel. Sky+ed the Roast. Will watch it at somepoint
featured_spectre Posted September 21, 2011 Posted September 21, 2011 very true about the funeral scene kutcher was very good IMO...i think he adds a nice zest of life to the show....it got boring, same old story line...Charlie meets a woman, sleeps with her, comes back to haunt him...ashton kutcher whilst the end seemed familiar, his character was just better somehow!!
MK-2 Posted September 21, 2011 Author Posted September 21, 2011 i think only time will tell to be honest. the high figures for the first ep are more from curiosity i feel. if they are still pulling in 25m viewers after another two seasons then its been a success. i'll no doubt watch it at some point, but im looking forward more to big bang coming back to be honest
36Degrees Posted September 21, 2011 Posted September 21, 2011 im looking forward more to big bang coming back to be honest What? That steaming pile of ??? Bazinga!
MK-2 Posted September 21, 2011 Author Posted September 21, 2011 What? That steaming pile of ??? Bazinga! http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l31hr6RBzG1qzcg3s.gif
RabbieBurns Posted September 21, 2011 Posted September 21, 2011 http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l31hr6RBzG1qzcg3s.gif He's your double!
MK-2 Posted September 21, 2011 Author Posted September 21, 2011 He's your double! he is not damn you!
36Degrees Posted September 21, 2011 Posted September 21, 2011 I can't see it - the LEA's webfilter has it classified as p0rn!
RabbieBurns Posted September 21, 2011 Posted September 21, 2011 I can't see it - the LEA's webfilter has it classified as p0rn! basically its a charachter from the show that looks just like this
CHR1S Posted September 21, 2011 Posted September 21, 2011 Anyone know if its available on catch up, or for download, the roasts that is
RabbieBurns Posted September 21, 2011 Posted September 21, 2011 Anyone know if its available on catch up, or for download, the roasts that is it was on comedy central i believe so will no doubt be repeated, i think there are no legitimate downloads, but its obviously available for download if you dont mind the grey area moral / legal constraints of downloading ripped tv off the interwebs. 1
MK-2 Posted September 22, 2011 Author Posted September 22, 2011 oh dear, it appears the ryan dunn joke has come in for a bit of stick. steve-o was none too impressed and people are saying it was "too soon" for the joke (yet the joke about amy winehouse obviously fine to the same people). to be fair, you go on a show where they mock you about drugs, marriage, death, sexuality, prison etc and you yourself make jokes to others about it, but then dont like it when its aimed at you. for the fact he was unfunny on the night, took offence to a joke that was in the same fashion as all the rest, and whose only real contribution to the night was running head first into mike tysons fist.....steve-o......grow the f**k up
happymeal Posted September 22, 2011 Posted September 22, 2011 Still think the William Shatner roast was the best I've seen though. Try the Emmit Smith roast - there was someone called Doug Williams who tried to be funny and was just devastated by Jamie Foxx and the others!
CHR1S Posted September 22, 2011 Posted September 22, 2011 .....steve-o......grow the f**k up Have you read his book? Gives some insight into exactly why he's like he is, its worth the read.
MK-2 Posted September 22, 2011 Author Posted September 22, 2011 Have you read his book? Gives some insight into exactly why he's like he is, its worth the read. nope, and have no intention to TBH. the fact he thinks he is allowed to joke about the death of others without a concern for the people close to that person, yet when its directed to him he sits there and sulks. he made money from his stand up shows and this roast with these jokes, if he didnt like the fact a joke was made, dont make that appearance.
CHR1S Posted September 22, 2011 Posted September 22, 2011 nope, and have no intention to TBH. the fact he thinks he is allowed to joke about the death of others without a concern for the people close to that person, yet when its directed to him he sits there and sulks. he made money from his stand up shows and this roast with these jokes, if he didnt like the fact a joke was made, dont make that appearance. Very true, but his book was an interesting read, thats all I was saying
MK-2 Posted September 22, 2011 Author Posted September 22, 2011 Very true, but his book was an interesting read, thats all I was saying Well I'm sure I'll read it in his obituary (see, now you've turned me into a roaster!)
mattx Posted September 22, 2011 Posted September 22, 2011 Just finished watching that and have had to change my underwear - one of the best yet.....
CHR1S Posted September 25, 2011 Posted September 25, 2011 Managed to catch the repeat, was quite good! Got to agree Steeve -O, what a douche! His book was a good read but he's no comedian. and wtf, Shatner is 80!!!
RabbieBurns Posted September 26, 2011 Posted September 26, 2011 I watched it last night. Didnt think it was that funny at all. A couple of funny one liners, but that was about it. Shatner was the funniest IMO. Who was the young blonde chick? She was the un-funniest of them all. Just slagged off the other roasters so much it wasnt funny it was just crap.
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