What an article

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If only our curbs were that slippery

[JoeBloggs]

Stabbing a marine whilst he is with his marine pals... never going to go down too good.

[alan-d]

Nice one

[joe90bass]

That was one nasty fall, shouldn't be so clumsy should he

[jamesfed]

See - one look from a marine and they will knock you down with as many injurysSee - one look from a marine and they will knock you down with as many injuries as they feel like.

[MK-2]

classic

[ZeroHour]

I wonder if USA injurylawyers4you could sue for the pavement not being well maintained

[Fatmas]

He was probably hitting himself.

[GrumbleDook]

I am half expecting some legal firm to eventually try to sue gravity for being the principle cause of so many injuries!

[MK-2]

I am half expecting some legal firm to eventually try to sue gravity for being the principle cause of so many injuries!

 

I wonder how it would go down in the deep south over there if you tried to sue God, because he is, of course, in charge of everything!

[featured_spectre]

Someone did that and the catholic church settled out of court

[ZeroHour]

Someone did that and the catholic church settled out of court

 

That reminds me of: The Man Who Sued God (2001) - IMDb

[featured_spectre]

Before it got to court the catholic church settled with the bloke for about £2mil or something. He sued for the pain and suffering god has put him through.

[Guest TheLibrarian]

I have it on good authority that the guy was attempting to get a Darwin Award.

[GrumbleDook]

I have it on good authority that the guy was attempting to get a Darwin Award.

By being struck down by a bolt of lightening from a rather irate $Deity?

[Guest TheLibrarian]

I have it on good authority that the guy was attempting to get a Darwin Award.

 

By being struck down by a bolt of lightening from a rather irate $Deity?

 

I meant the Induhvidual who carried out the stabbing and "fell off the curb".

 

I wonder if the guy who sued the Church took to wearing one of those special suits the fit people with when they work on the national grid while it's still live.

[PiqueABoo]

I think the chances of that (police report bit and for that matter the entire image) being genuine are close to zero.

 

The question is, why don't you folk think the same?

[AngryTechnician]

@PiqueABoo wins: snopes.com: Stabbed Marine

[Guest TheLibrarian]

I think the chances of that (police report bit and for that matter the entire image) being genuine are close to zero.

 

The question is, why don't you folk think the same?

 

TBH I didn't think about if it was true or not; it didn't matter to me because it was funny.

 

Plus it should be true; far too few people get what's due to them.

[MK-2]

I think the chances of that (police report bit and for that matter the entire image) being genuine are close to zero.

 

The question is, why don't you folk think the same?

 

i think it was sort of a given for a newspaper to pretty much report "had his ass handed to him....by falling over a step"