[joke] Educating children

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A small boy says to his father "Dad, what's the

difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?"

 

His dad thinks and then says "Right-ho son, go and

ask your mother if she'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million quid."

 

The boy toddles off and comes back saying "Dad,

dad, she said she would! She would sleep with Wayne Rooney for a

million pounds."

 

"OK son," says his dad. "Now go and ask your

sister the same question."

 

The boy toddles off, and comes back saying "Dad,

dad, she said she would too!"

 

So then his dad says "Right, son, now go and ask

your brother if he'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million pounds."

 

The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He

said he would too!"

 

"Well there you have it, son," said his dad.

Theoretically we could be sitting on three million quid. Realistically

we're living with two tarts and a poof."