Hot chocolate makers - Xmas present idea

[beeswax]

So Mr. Rad, you've seen through my cunning plan. I believe my pets need feeding; would you care to join them for lunch?

[rad]

So Mr. Rad, you've seen through my cunning plan. I believe my pets need feeding; would you care to join them for lunch?

 

England is too far away from Heathrow land

[Jon]

I was given some very good advice from a friend when I got married - always buy your wife a present that you were going to get anyway

 

My darling has had some very nice Woks, plates, irons and one year she got a new tumble drier

 

Si

 

She's a lucky girl ...

[jamesb]

She's a lucky girl ...

 

Yep - at that rate she'll be a widow soon and inherit everything.

 

I'm sure the jury will be sympathetic.