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denon101

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EduTech

EduTech

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We are currently going through as many profiles as we can to remove this spam :) if you do see if then report it and we will action it. The user has been banned so you should not get anymore.

 

You can also remove it yourself if you select the message and then press delete :-)

 

James.

mossj

mossj

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So she doesn't really love my profile :( and shes not waiting to see my lovely reply soonest?

 

And she doesn't want my reply in her box?

 

I'd already written out a letter and everything!

 

My dearest edith20,

 

A fire inside me burns with fiery passion to unleash what I am about to say to you! And only the sweet nectar from your lips may vanquish this fiery inferno.

 

Such charm and radiant beauty as yours could calm the wildest beast and entice the devil himself into giving his soul for you, just so he could look upon your face.

 

What manner of creature can resist those deep and rich blue eyes of yours which shimmer like bright stars in the night sky. I know the moon is a lot bigger and brighter, but its white, not blue, so I can't really compare you with that, even though I want to.

 

Your beautiful red hair is as innocent as the fur on a red squirrel. I know they are considered evil by some people, and there's rumours that they are little theives and they love stealing food from picnics, and some say they are organised, but I know you are not like that my love. Besides, you look cuter then a squirrel.

 

I've always loved walking on the beach, hand in hand with you. Just you and me, with the sound of the waves lapping against the shore has always meant something to me. I love when we kinda get too close to the edge and then I push you into the water and watch you cry like a little girl when you get your shoes wet. Watching you stomp around afterwards and scream is even funnier, my love!

 

Words alone cannot express how unique my love is for you. I love you, and you only, I swear that to you my love ....well OK, I guess I also love my TV which I think its great that you can switch it on and theres all these cool shows about cheese, shoes and monkeys, etc. I remember I watched this show about how monkeys do it, and it even showed their facial expressions but thats not important right now! (But if you ever see me drooling over it, then it is important, unless you get mad because I am not giving you any attention)

 

Anyway darling, I must depart now. I really can't wait to see you again, especially if you are gonna be wearing sexy Leapord Skin underwear for me! Go on, surprise me! I've often wondered what you would look like wearing those, and many a nights have gone by where I would sit and fantasise about you wearing Leapord Skin underwear and I would have no need to watch music videos any more.

 

I will forever be thinking about you, and I love you with every beat from my aching, burning heart which will wither away and die without your sweet nectar-like words!

 

I live only to please your fiery carnal desires,

 

mossj

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Michael

Michael

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That's beautiful man... I'm really happy for you

 

I didn't get this message, maybe she didn't like my profile picture? Nevermind! Such a big loss, I feel left out ;) Has anyone actually tried reading it? Take a big breath before you do. Not a comma in sight..

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