[joke] Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers

[SYNACK]

The Onion News Network strikes again with another ammusing send up...

 

Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

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"I am proud today to introduce to those who really, truly deserve it, our most incredible iPhone yet," announced Apple CEO Steve Jobs, extending his seemingly empty left palm toward the eagerly awaiting crowd. "Not only is this our lightest and slimmest model ever, but as any truly savvy Apple customer can clearly see, it's also the most handsome product we've ever designed."

 

Oh, if only they had done a mock video for this one.

 

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Edited July 29, 2009 by SYNACK

[Theblacksheep]

"Not only does it look awesome, but it can do pretty much anything you want as long as you believe in it."

[webman]

Superb.

[CyberNerd]

Superb.

 

haha, even webman has been proved to be a loyal fan

[webman]

*sigh* You know, and I know, that my 'superb' was in reference to the posting of and the article itself

[GrumbleDook]

Now, now ... no need to hide your true feelings now you have come out as a fanBoi!

 

I even have a spare one here for you if you want. At least now I know *you* will be able to see it even if others can't.