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Now the days are getting short and Christmas approaches Sysman suggested to me that in the run up to the festive season and Christmas itself we should have logos that reflect our particular take on the carol 'The 12 days of Christmas' only our will open iwth the line 'On the first day of Christmas the helpdesk tasked to me....'

And we want you to suggest what the logos should include for as many days as you can think of. For example:

 

On the first day of Christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, a users file missing from the folder tree!

 

Get the idea? Over to you then.

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On the second day of Christmas the monitering system woke me, with two dire warnings about busted AC Edited by SYNACK
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Whoa, it's only just turned November! Christ, a Xmas tree up in Darlo and now this?! Christmas now seems to last for 2 or 3 months rather than the 2 weeks it should.

 

You're spoiling it!

 

:mad:

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Last year there was another competition as I recall and I came third (or second) - I can't remember which and was promised a prize

WHICH I NEVER GOT :behindsofa:

 

SO I am not doing this one

so there

:baby:

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All of my contributions to anything twelve-days-of-christmas-ey are contained within the aforementioned threads above (thanks Edugeekers for linking to them) :)
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On the thwelfth day of Christmas the helpdesk tasked to me....

 

12 teacher tantrums

11 laptops logging on

10 cables need tidying

9 nagging numpty's

8 ailing mac air's

7 shiney new PC's

6 sims so slow

5 failing pings

4 fouled up hard drives

3 thankless tasks /(last verse) thirty finish

2 trainee staff /(last verse) tired to think

 

...a password to change or 3

(last verse) ...is there time yet for a pee?

 

 

 

 

(I always thought XTC should have done a version :) )

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Actually. Would it be better to have 12 themed carols as I think (as others have already said) we are repeating ourselves?

 

We three disks of striped set are?

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On the 1st day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, making a cup of tea

 

On the 2nd day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, 2 system restores (first never works,lol)

 

On the 3rd day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, 3 fried HDD

 

On the 4th day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, 4 broken cup holders

 

On the 5th day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, 5 rooms running slow

 

On the 6th day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, 6 Dead PSU's

 

On the 7th day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, 7 failed updates

 

On the 8th day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, 8 printer cartridge replacements

 

On the 9th day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, 9 takeaway orders

 

On the 10th day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me, 10 password changes

 

On the 11th day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me,11 hours more work reliasation

 

On the 12th day of christmas the helpdesk tasked to me,12 blue screens of death

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