Mach's Cheese and Wine Awards 24/25

[machy]

A Bit of silliness before all the hard work over the summer!

 

 

The Annual Cheese & Wine awards! Focusing on the Best things in the 24/25 Academic Year

 

 

The Cheese of the year is: 

               Mozzarella, Perfect for a pizza and perfect for punting at someone being daft

The Wine of the year is:

               Montepulciano d'Abruzzo: Cheap and Tasty for a wine!

Cider of the year:

               [Local Cider Company] Cider (Sweet): Its strong and local

Vodka of the year is:

               Morrisons own brand: Tastes like pure ethanol and cheap, sounds about right for a vodka, could be stronger though

Rum of the year is:

               Kraken Cherry: Its kraken, but with a hint of Cherry, goes really well with Pepsi max and Ice

The Other colour wine of the year (if the WOTY is Red, This is white ETC): 

               Mcguigan Black Label Chardonnay: Again, Cheap, This goes nicely with a heavy splash of Vodka & some blended watermelon or pineapple, with a bit of Fizz, squirt of orange juice & a few mints leaves

The Meat of the year is: 

               Beef: A Joint, a burger, a steak, a stew: Versatile, simple and unlikely to give you food poisoning.

The vegetable of the year is:

               Potatoes: Easy to grow, easy to cook, easy to put in a cannon to fire at your friends or enemies. See Also Chips

The Bourbon biscuit award for the biscuits of the year goes to 

               Bourbons: No it’s not rigged, I thought they were spelt differently and were going to be a funny pun

The ‘new’ release game of the year:

               Oblivion Remastered: Goes great with Rum

               Yes I know “cheese and wine” but I make the rules

The ‘im getting old’ game of the year

               Minecraft

The "i am running out of ideas" Software of the year Award:

               Hugo

The “what the cheesecake were you thinking buying this” award goes to:

               Lucid Recall, a decade old software designed for XP

 

 

Redacted awards for "how did we have money for this but not x" and "the windows vista award for software" 

 

 

Nominations for 25/26 Open Jan 1st, bribes accepted and encouraged (that sentence will come back to haunt me) 

 

 

I'd sent this to some of the others in my team and got some laughs, my brains a bit fried getting ready for summer works hah

[DalekSec]

Think we should all do our versions!

 

The Cheese of the year is: 

               Godminster Smoked

The Wine of the year is:

              Red

Cider of the year:

               Thatchers Blood Orange

Vodka of the year is:

              Anything mixed with Khula and milk

Rum of the year is:

               Kraken

The Other colour wine of the year (if the WOTY is Red, This is white ETC): 

               In a box

The Meat of the year is: 

               Quorn Chicken Nuggets

The vegetable of the year is:

               Potatoes, boil em, mash em, stick them in a stew

The Bourbon biscuit award for the biscuits of the year goes to 

              Pink Wafers

The ‘new’ release game of the year:

              Mario Kart World

The ‘im getting old’ game of the year

               Roblox

The "i am running out of ideas" Software of the year Award:

               Anything Adobe

The “what the cheesecake were you thinking buying this” award goes to:

               Sicon Approvals