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Okay, you die and come back again. Who or what would you be and why?

 

Me? I'd come back as a pampered family dog - overfed on choice dogfood and scraps from the table. Never exercised properly and allowed to sleep all day. It's the animal version of what I'm living now but with the added bonus that you get to lick your balls in public and not get told off.

 

:-)

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It's the animal version of what I'm living now but with the added bonus that you get to lick your balls in public and not get told off.

 

I was gonna reply to this thread, but I didn't want to spoil his moment! Knock yourself out Tech_Guy ;)

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@Tech_Guy:

bin doin that for years now and no-one has ever told me off quite the opposite especially the female of the species ;-) (some of us are blessed) so on that score wouldn't change a thing life is sweet at the moment.

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What is going on in Edugeek minds today,, I first saw a post about choosing a song to be played when you die, and now reincarnation...uhmmmmmm

 

anyway thinking about it,, because I am a Deja Vu, I have lived many past lives, so cannot remember who I was in my past lives, Only remember places, like being living in Pompey or some sort of Greek ancient place., I am not sure about my next life

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Jessica Alba's G-string.

 

Need an explanation?

 

:D

 

ROFLMAO :D

 

My stepdad always says that hes going to be gay in his next life so he doesnt have to put up with women! :D

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Jessica Alba's G-string.

 

Need an explanation?

 

:D

 

I wouldnt like to be you when its hot and sweaty or Jessicas time of the month thats for sure

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What is going on in Edugeek minds today,, I first saw a post about choosing a song to be played when you die, and now reincarnation...uhmmmmmm

 

anyway thinking about it,, because I am a Deja Vu, I have lived many past lives, so cannot remember who I was in my past lives, Only remember places, like being living in Pompey or some sort of Greek ancient place., I am not sure about my next life

 

pompey as in portsmouth or pompeii as in italy lost city done over by a volcano?

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pompey as in portsmouth or pompeii as in italy lost city done over by a volcano?

 

 

Everyone dreams of being in Pompey!!

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I think I would like to be reincarnated as a teacher, I think its only fair because I have done enough work in this life, so I should be given a life next time where I dont have to work.
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I think I would like to be reincarnated as a teacher, I think its only fair because I have done enough work in this life, so I should be given a life next time where I dont have to work.

 

 

ROFL excellent wish I'd thought of this one!

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Personally I would like to come back as Jessica Alba. G-strings have no genitalia you see. But at least if I was Jessica then I could just stay indoors all day playing with myself. ;)
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Personally I would like to come back as Jessica Alba. G-strings have no genitalia you see. But at least if I was Jessica then I could just stay indoors all day playing with myself.

 

you can't come back as someone who is already alive!

That would disrupt the whole space/time continueum, resulting in the complete eradication of existence

 

So there'd be no playing for anyone :p

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Personally I would like to come back as Jessica Alba. G-strings have no genitalia you see. But at least if I was Jessica then I could just stay indoors all day playing with myself. ;)

 

LOL.

 

But wouldn't it phreak you out not having an appendage.

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When she dances in Sin City, she is definitely something special!

 

just a shame she's a right b!tch in real life by all accounts.

 

Guess it would be too much to ask for her to be hawt and a nice person.

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just a shame she's a right b!tch in real life by all accounts.

 

Guess it would be too much to ask for her to be hawt and a nice person.

 

 

You met her then? lol

 

Reminds me of the saying... 'No matter how good she looks - no matter how sweet she talks - somebody, somewhere is sick and tired of putting up with her shit'

 

*No offence meant to anyone of course!

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you can't come back as someone who is already alive!

That would disrupt the whole space/time continueum, resulting in the complete eradication of existence

 

So there'd be no playing for anyone :p

 

 

Ahh right. Ok. Then maybe I would like to come back as a goldfish. Because no matter what happens to you in a few short seconds you will forget about it anyway. And ignorance is bliss. :p

 

Or alternatively there is a cat in a particular coffee shop in Amsterdam. I would want to be it's kittens or perhaps it's replacement. Get stoned all day, get fed, get table scraps and petted by all the stoners. What more could a cat want?

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