[joke] Real Classified Ads

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Real Classified Ads

 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

 

FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

 

FREE PUPPIES.

Mother, AKC German Shepherd

Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

 

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.

Looks like a rat. Been out a while.

Better be a big reward.

 

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

 

NORDIC TRACK

$300 - Hardly used, call Chubby.

 

GEORGIA PEACHES

California grown - 89 cents lb.

 

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer $300.

 

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

 

FOR SALE BY OWNER:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.

$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,

Got married last month.

Wife knows everything.

[tech_guy]

LOL

Ace posting - rep for you.

[john]

very good stuff