dry Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Ok so I'm on a web chat session with Apple due to a faulty iPad. "Kay" is coming out with some really great lines. I might start using them when I provide support to teachers: Me: Question about shipping iPad to repair centre. Kay: That is a great question and I would be more than happy to get that information for you. Kay: I am very sorry to hear about your iPad. I would be interested in getting it repaired as well, if I were you… considering how often I use mine. This is great entertainment for an otherwise dull Tuesday morning!
Arreks Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Ya they just select pre-written responses 90% of the time (from experience). It does make me wonder who actually comes up with the responses though..
Tesla Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 I had this gem from their web chat a while back... 2
dry Posted October 20, 2015 Author Posted October 20, 2015 I like that! We'd gone a bit off-script so Kay's responses became a bit less humorous. Managed to lose Kay somehow ('Temporary system issue' apparently- I think Kay was actually offended by my carrier-pigeon joke!). Now connected with "Wendy" so we'll see what crackers she comes out with. 1
claireadams Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Haha thats great, I'm totally using some of these in my responses here now
halbaradkenafin Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 I expected a "do the needful" or similar comment.
Garacesh Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 I just like to make awful puns. "Can I get this CD on the desktop, please?" *Takes CD, puts it on my desk* "Done!"
GrumbleDook Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Had an Apple Engineer on the other day. Running some diagnostics, I opened up a terminal session. AE: Soon have this Bashed out GD: Oh yes we Shell. AE: hopefully there will be no Awk-ward wait GD: The less Sed about that the better. AE: It will be good to get a Finger on the problem. GD: Man, we could go all day like this AE: well, we had better Halt before we Kill the flow. Not quite waving chickens ... but good fun. 1
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