End of Year 'Accident' befalling colleagues/managers

[SimpleSi]

As we reach another year end - may I post the advice I give out every year to stressed workers in schools.

 

DO NOT cause an accident to befall or any other negative activity, against the plonker that you are forced to work with/for, before the end of term.

 

We all agree with you that they deserve it but please read on.

 

The reason for this is that you will probably act in haste and due to your own tiredness, will not have thought through the proper procedures to get away with it.

 

Instead, direct your frustration towards a fantastic plan to be executed (literally) in the earl days of September.

 

Go into detailed planning and make sure you plan to cover your tracks thoroughly.

 

This is way, you can spend the rest of the term gleefully anticipating the demise of your nemesis and sure in the knowledge that you won't be caught.

 

Now if it so transpires, that over the course of the summer break, as the days go by, and your mind turns away from work, that your determination to get rid of them wanes.

 

By middle of august, you probably won't even remember them.

 

So, when you return to work in September, you be be re-vitalised and able to do another year.

 

If, on the other hand, your have not relaxed, then of course you have the satisfaction of knowing that you have a fool-proof plan to fall back on

 

Simon

Edited July 16, 2015 by elsiegee40

[6Foot2]

...Now if it so transpires, that over the course of the summer break, as the days go by, and your mind turns away from work, that your determination to get rid of them wanes...

 

What Summer break?

 

We have a full inventory to undertake, a re-build of all stations [that are not being re-deployed] new stations to deploy in several classrooms, office moves to complete and lots more besides.

 

I am sure that we are not alone in this.

[Boredguy]

Damn it, I already wired up all the door handles to the mains!!

[SimpleSi]

Sorry - should have said primary schools for those that don't know me

 

But still good to plan it for September so you get it right

 

Simon

[Homer]

This time last year I was electrifying a chair with three phase.

[SimpleSi]

This time last year I was electrifying a chair with three phase.

That's exactly the sort of thing I've trying to prevent!

 

Unnecessarily complicated and the finger of suspicion immediately goes to you because who else knows about 3 phase?

 

KISS in September

[elsiegee40]

Damn it, I already wired up all the door handles to the mains!!

 

This time last year I was electrifying a chair with three phase.

 

That's exactly the sort of thing I've trying to prevent!

 

Unnecessarily complicated and the finger of suspicion immediately goes to you because who else knows about 3 phase?

 

KISS in September

 

If it's got a plug on it then it's bound to be blamed on us. Sorry guys, but whatever you use ... don't involve wires!

[Miscbrah]

You must on NO account hide a salmon fillet in an air vent like I didn't once.

 

That didn't get found ever. Nature took it's course after a few months and gradually resolved it.