abillybob Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 Found these lyrics while trying Googling Let it go lyrics for the kids made me chuckle a bit thought I'd share. The hot wind blows from the servers tonight Not a footprint to be seen A school of isolation and a coffee full of caffeine The switches howling and group policies applied I feel like a king but I am so tired Don’t let staff in don’t let them plea You’re a technician, the man people want to be You are a god to these technophobes You’re a pro IT Pro’s, IT Pro’s You are the one with a messy shirt and tie IT Pro’s, IT Pro’s Why won’t these settings Apply I don’t care What you’re going to say You don’t need a new PC The users always bother me everyday 1
LeMarchand Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 It's funny how some users Can make your day seem sh*** But their efforts to control me Won't get to me tonight It's time to see what I can do To test that policies go through No Droid, Linux or Macs for me! I'm PC! *Hands over baton as must do some work (and stuck)*
Garacesh Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 Kludge it aaall.. Kludge it aaall! I'm getting sick and tired of all this cr:censored: Kludge it aaaall! Kludge it aaaall! Just declare "And that's a wrap!" I don't care.. If it's the wrong way... I want to go hooooooomeee.. They don't appreciate me anyway ;_;
LeMarchand Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 My power flurries through the air and through Cat 5 My rules go spiralling to every terminal that's live And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast: I'm never going back, Vista is in the past! IT Pro! IT Pro! Fix it down with a cable tie! IT Pro! IT Pro! Don't let them see you cry! Here I stand at the end of day Let them all rage on I'll get their jobs done on another day
LiamH Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 "I don't know! I don't know!" what was the name of the file? "I don't know! i don't know! Its been missing for a while!" I cant recover... the missing work if you forgot the name like a berk why do I do backups anyway? or... Turn it off, turn it on that might close the ticket turn it off, turn it on No idiot, don't hit it! I don't know... why you think that will help you just wanted a replacement anyway.
LeightonJames Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 AMAZING THREAD!!! @Gonk - you need to record yourself singing this!! I decree it on behalf of Edugeeker's everywhere. The people have spoken.............
Garacesh Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 No idiot, don't hit it! Why ever not? What's wrong with a bit of percussive maintenance?
LiamH Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 But we are technically trained to know exactly where and how hard to wack it to get it working, you cant just go around hitting things because they are defective... *hides the end user discipline stick* Song is stuck in my head now so another one. MacBook Pro, MacBook Pro But you only use it to check mail MacBook Pro MacBook Pro Still overpriced when on sale I don't know why you need a macintosh just because its trendy and posh but you will get the heads approval anyway.
6Foot2 Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 Why ever not? What's wrong with a bit of percussive maintenance? The Reset Hammer:
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