[joke] Technical question of the day

[creese]

Why on my iPad when I go into my Google aren't all my things clouded over?

 

This was my partner.....

 

Translation: When I open Gmail on my iPad, why haven't my emails synched?

 

Solution: Login!!!

 

From now on all synching and fetch is to be known as 'Clouding Over' as in moving over the cloud.

[Garacesh]

Does your partner wear glasses? Fog 'em up, issue solved

[Jawloms]

I got home from work one day and my six year old wasn't wearing his glasses. I asked him why not and he said "I'm waiting for them to steam down". I knew exactly what he meant!

[creese]

Does your partner wear glasses? Fog 'em up, issue solved

 

Occasionally, but don't get me started on that

 

She has her own internet... all the other annoying terms.... It's a hard life, especially as she has paid a fortune for an iPhone and iPad and wants me to teach her to use them..... I have Android.

[Oaktech]

Occasionally, but don't get me started on that

 

She has her own internet... all the other annoying terms.... It's a hard life, especially as she has paid a fortune for an iPhone and iPad and wants me to teach her to use them..... I have Android.

 

But it's all computers isn't it, it can't be that different surely?

[Garacesh]

She has her own internet... all the other annoying terms.... It's a hard life, especially as she has paid a fortune for an iPhone and iPad and wants me to teach her to use them..... I have Android.

Sounds like my Gran. Doofers and doodahs and thingies. Whatdyamacallits and 'those things'. The best one was when she called booting up 'downloading windows'. Bless, she has no clue.

 

From now on all synching and fetch

Stop trying to make 'Fetch' happen. 'Fetch' isn't going to happen.

[creese]

But it's all computers isn't it, it can't be that different surely?

 

it's just me being awkward, apparently.

[creese]

Sounds like my Gran. Doofers and doodahs and thingies. Whatdyamacallits and 'those things'. The best one was when she called booting up 'downloading windows'. Bless, she has no clue.

 

You're joking, she's not that specific. Usually it's 'What's this here?' from the other room, with the door shut. so it's now 'That's a Thingy for whatsit.' Guess who is being unhelpful. or how can you read that on a phone. 'I've been to Specsavers'.