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God help us - UKIP councillor blames storms and floods on gay marriage....

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Oaktech

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I just knew I was different though. If you were to ask a lot of gay people, most of them would say the same thing.

 

They do... I have a lot of gay friends both male and female, and all except one of them say exactly that. They knew there was something different about the way they felt about people from a very early age. The one exception to this is a woman and has been in a string of relationships with both sexes, she is currently (and has been for 5 years) in a relationship with a woman. She says she simply falls for whoever makes her happy at the time.

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Do you think as a single (unciviled partner) lesbian I could influence the weather

 

Homosexuals are only responsible for floods and hurricanes.

 

Unwed mothers have earthquake powers.

 

Non-believers bring about the end of days. [Come on, Zombie apocalypse!]

 

 

For general snow, you need to be either an albino [mining] dwarf or a French-Canadian illegal immigrant working in the Banana packing industry.

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Oaktech

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Do you think as a single (unciviled partner) lesbian I could influence the weather, if so how much snow would you like @chris1 ;)

 

Unciviled? Is that like anti-social? :) Could we curb your weather influencing tendencies with an asbo?

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Non-believers bring about the end of days. [Come on, Zombie apocalypse!]

 

 

Woo, let's get this done! So, war, pestilence or famine? I'm all for zombie if that's what makes us happy... ;)

 

Personally, I'm just happy that civilised folks like us from all walks of life can laugh about it.

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Woo, let's get this done! So, war, pestilence or famine? I'm all for zombie if that's what makes us happy... ;)

 

You misunderstand.

 

By "end of days" I just mean night. We non-believers bring about darkness in a literal sense. The Zombie remark wasn't related to anything.

 

 

Personally, I'm just happy that civilised folks like us from all walks of life can laugh about it.

 

TBF, nerds/geeks have generally ALWAYS been like this.

 

It doesn't matter what you look like, or who you're attracted to, if you're a nerd/geek you're one of us.

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Ah, poo. On the upside, does that mean we have control to sort out the British Summer Time daftness? ;)

 

Only if you're a white upper-middle class man who comes from "old money".

 

But, that's just the standard patriarchal bureaucracy powers.

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They do... I have a lot of gay friends both male and female, and all except one of them say exactly that. They knew there was something different about the way they felt about people from a very early age. The one exception to this is a woman and has been in a string of relationships with both sexes, she is currently (and has been for 5 years) in a relationship with a woman. She says she simply falls for whoever makes her happy at the time.

 

Pansexual, then. She is much more focussed on the emotional attachment and can find physical pleasure with either gender satisfying.

Hats off to her. Logically - from a happiness-in-a-relationship standpoint - that's the most best way to be.

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Do you think as a single (unciviled partner) lesbian I could influence the weather, if so how much snow would you like @chris1 ;)

 

I don't think Chris1 is going to reply to you, but, I would love enough for a few days off please ;)

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so....all the snow storms in america is because Elton John and his partner went to a screening of Liberace?

 

On a related note, this could explain Russia's new anti homosexual laws.

 

They're just trying to make it warmer.

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@X-13 surely not before the winter Olympics? Afterwards maybe.

 

They're bringing it in now so that, by the time the Olympics are over, the snow summoning homosexuals should all be run out of town.

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@X-13 surely not before the winter Olympics? Afterwards maybe.

Ah, but wouldn't it make a magnificent headline : "Putin hot for gay cool".

 

With an appropriate picture of course...

 

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Ah, but wouldn't it make a magnificent headline : "Putin hot for gay cool".

 

With an appropriate picture of course...

 

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This makes me laugh way more than it should...

tech_guy

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Ah, but wouldn't it make a magnificent headline : "Putin hot for gay cool".

 

With an appropriate picture of course...

 

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Putin is a dog and you've made my day posting that picture. Thank you.

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Nigel Farage seeking to divert attention?

Either that or he doesn't want to be out-knobbed.

 

"When he first started work in the City, it was a "deeply sexist" place, he added. "

 

And we can only look forward to it being slightly less so when he leaves.

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