MADvent 2013 - 25 days of prizes and free sweets for all entrants!

[VeryPC]

*saw* *saw* *saw* *hammer* *hammer* *hammer* *hammer* *screw* *screw* *screw*

 

At last the mind control device is ready. Just turn it on *flip* *beep* and attune it to the mind of the person making the draw today *weeeeeoooooweeeaaaooooo*

Just speak my command into the mouth piece "Draw sparkeh's name for the nano draw"

 

Ok all set for today guys

Now I'm sure your device will function correctly, being a work of superior craftsmanship judging by those premium building noises, but how do you intent to guide your puppet's hand to the right location in a Broadleaf chassis full of randomly distributed tickets? It's not like their intention to pick your name will make it any more likely. If it worked like that I'd do the draw myself and win every day!

 

---wait a minute... suddenly I know who's going to win the Nano...

 

Al

[sparkeh]

Now I'm sure your device will function correctly, being a work of superior craftsmanship judging by those premium building noises, but how do you intent to guide your puppet's hand to the right location in a Broadleaf chassis full of randomly distributed tickets? It's not like their intention to pick your name will make it any more likely. If it worked like that I'd do the draw myself and win every day!

 

---wait a minute... suddenly I know who's going to win the Nano...

 

Al

You think that's my only plan?

I am just waiting to give you the keyword that subconsciously instructs you to fill the chassis with 'sparkeh' tickets.

[X-13]

Now I'm sure your device will function correctly

 

It wont.

 

How can you "draw sparkeh's name", if you don't know which one it is?

 

---wait a minute... suddenly I know who's going to win the Nano...

 

Yup, X-13.

[VeryPC]

So this is Madvent,

and what have you won?

A packet of biscuits,

or toys for some fun?

And so happy Madvent,

Just one final draw,

Six names out the chassis

No less and no more.

 

A very merry Madvent,

We fixed the timestream.

So let's head on home now

For mince pies and cream.

 

And so this is Madvent

For IT Techies

There's been some strange photos

For bonus entries

And so happy Madvent

Enjoy your sweeties

Now join me in saying

Thanks VeryPC!

 

 

EDIT: 1000th post! Seems fitting

Wow - amazing work. Seriously impressed. Thanks @sonofsanta

 

Al

[LeightonJames]

If X-13 wins this time I'm going home and taking my ball with me. You lot will have to find someone else to play with.

[CamelMan]

If X-13 wins this time I'm going home and taking my ball with me. You lot will have to find someone else to play with.

 

Nah he'll have to buy us all biscuits for his extreme luck and Christmas Spirit.

[sparkeh]

If X-13 wins this time I'm going home and taking my ball with me. You lot will have to find someone else to play with.

Nah he won't win because:

 

@VeryPC Banana Hammock! Banana Hammock!

 

That's it, fill that chassis up with sparkeh tickets.

[bladedanny]

*Fills Chassis with sparkeh tickets* :noidea:

[VeryPC]

Nah he won't win because:

 

@VeryPC Banana Hammock! Banana Hammock!

 

That's it, fill that chassis up with sparkeh tickets.

...wha?...

 

Excuse me folks, I just have to go do something.

 

Al

[Matt-A]

Not having mustered even a single sweetie throughout Oct/Dec my optimisim is as low as a snakes belly in a wagon rut, HOWEVER I wish you all the best of British for the draw, a very Merry Christmas & an enjoyably relaxing break.

[StevieM]

Not having mustered even a single sweetie throughout Oct/Dec my optimisim is as low as a snakes belly in a wagon rut, HOWEVER I wish you all the best of British for the draw, a very Merry Christmas & an enjoyably relaxing break.

 

 

Back atcha, @Matt-A. :smiley with a wink, a nod, a click and a pointing finger:

 

God bless us, every one![/Quote]

Edited December 20, 2013 by StevieM

[StevieM]

So let's head on home now

For mince pies and cream.

 

Oh, if you insist.

 

BTW Did I mention that I was off today?

[LeightonJames]

To paraphrase Stocktober Al - "Bring me the draw!!!"

[sonofsanta]

This video best hurry up, I've gotta be orf for pantomime shenanigans pretty shortly!

 

(not starring, mercifully, just IT faff because our hall is too small for all our students)

[hallb15]

Get @Gonk to sing it................ now!

 

EDIT: Where did the song go?

 

Originally Posted by @sonofsanta

 

So this is Madvent,

and what have you won?

A packet of biscuits,

or toys for some fun?

And so happy Madvent,

Just one final draw,

Six names out the chassis

No less and no more.

 

A very merry Madvent,

We fixed the timestream.

So let's head on home now

For mince pies and cream.

 

And so this is Madvent

For IT Techies

There's been some strange photos

For bonus entries

And so happy Madvent

Enjoy your sweeties

Now join me in saying

Thanks VeryPC!

Edited December 20, 2013 by hallb15

[StevieM]

This video best hurry up, I've gotta be orf for pantomime shenanigans pretty shortly!

OOOOHHHHHHH NO YOU HAVEN'T!

[VeryPC]

This video best hurry up, I've gotta be orf for pantomime shenanigans pretty shortly!

It's in the can but a tad of editing is required before uploading.

 

Coming sooon!

 

Al

[hallb15]

OOOOHHHHHHH NO YOU HAVEN'T!

 

He's behind you!

[StevieM]

This video best hurry up. I've got to go and see my friends at Liverpool Organic Brewery to collect a Christmas cake...oh, and buy some beer. Thought I'd do it today while I'm off. Edited December 20, 2013 by StevieM

[bladedanny]

This video best hurry up. I've got to go and see my friends at Liverpool Organic Brewery to collect a Christmas cake...oh, and buy some beer. Thought I'd do it today while I'm off.

 

You have today off? You should have said sooner.

[sonofsanta]

This video best hurry up. I've got to go and see my friends at Liverpool Organic Brewery to collect a Christmas cake...oh, and buy some beer. Thought I'd do it today while I'm off.

 

Gloating only gets you on the naughty list.

 

(That's the list where Emma automatically adds 10% onto all prices when invoicing you)

[StevieM]

You have today off? You should have said sooner.

 

Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't I mention it? Yes, I'm off today and school is closed throughout the entire Christmas break so I can't get in at all. Oh, well.

 

Gloating only gets you on the naughty list.

 

(That's the list where Emma automatically adds 10% onto all prices when invoicing you)

 

*Gulp* Errrr...but I DO have an awful lot of website stuff to catch up on. Ooohh, I'm going to be SSSSOOOO busy I won't have any time to enjoy Christmas at all.

Edited December 20, 2013 by StevieM

[bladedanny]

Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't I mention it? Yes, I'm off today and school is closed throughout the entire Christmas break so I can't get in at all. Oh, well.

 

You could always sit in the car park with a laptop to get some work done over the holidays.

[VeryPC]

Editing done - now exporting media, just need to upload and let YouTube process and we're done! It's our longest ever competition video (6 draws remember) and will be available in around 15-20 minutes I reckon.

 

Al

[bladedanny]

Editing done - now exporting media, just need to upload and let YouTube process and we're done! It's our longest ever competition video (6 draws remember) and will be available in around 15-20 minutes I reckon.

 

Al

 

Does it feel good knowing who's won when the rest of us are sat here in suspense?