witch Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 From someones footer on here i think... "Make it idiot proof and they'll make a better idiot!" MINE!! How about: Coffee.exe missing. Insert cup and press any key According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist All computers wait at the same speed A user-friendly computer first requires a friendly user Backup not found (A)Abort ®Retry (P)Panic If a train station is where a train stops, what is a work station? It works! Now, if I could only remember what I did... Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte! I came, I saw, I deleted What boots up must come down and my favourite when I have a bad day: You are making progress if every mistake is a new one
CyberNerd Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 My favorite Babbage quote: On two occasions I have been asked,—"Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
LiamH Posted March 14, 2013 Posted March 14, 2013 Do an IT crowd and print their "mug shots" on the bottom of the mugs? http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lry2it5VnN1r3v3myo1_500.png
teddybear Posted March 14, 2013 Posted March 14, 2013 On my mug: In IT there are NO stupid questions But Christ we have some DUMB users
X-13 Posted March 14, 2013 Posted March 14, 2013 (edited) I came, I saw, I deleted Channeling your inner BOFH? Does it have to be words? How about some XKCD? 705 as a wrap-around seems good. Edited March 14, 2013 by X-13
BKGarry Posted March 24, 2013 Author Posted March 24, 2013 Sorry all, Friday was a bit crazy, Mugs will created this week and uploaded (i promise)
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