SiliconAlley_Sam

This is too much fun.

Great news! Congratulations!

I wonder how long you'd last before turning a strange colour because of all the colouring... Like the Sunny D disaster of the 90s.

English - Brave New World (Iron Maiden), ABC (Jackson 5) History - Rasputin (Boney M) - so catchy! P.E. - Eye of the Tiger (Survivor)

History: Walk Like an Egyptian or one of the many Epic Rap Battles of History Textiles: Baggy Trousers (Madness), Blue Suede Shoes (Elvis)or Handbags and Gladrags (Stereophonics) Science: To the Moon and Back (Savage Garden), Year 3000 (Busted)

Oh yeah Ben, he's a right Vermonster. (Casually stealing B&Js ready made puns)

Don't get me started on that Jerry, he's a tough Cookie Doughn't mess with him.

This has been a really interesting read. From a supplier's angle, the message we're getting from our schools is still predominantly "We want iPads!" though Android and Windows tablet requests are becoming more frequent. Is this continued Apple push coming from above, then? From head teachers etc. being talked into thinking that iPads specifically are the way forward?

It did, there were hundreds and thousands of people caught up in it too.

I heard they had to cone off the whole area.

The police should just have had a Whip(py) around to get her a fresh one. That would have been Fab.

Bet someone got paid a fair bit of money to make that little change too!

Congratulations!

I love DPD and Oliver my DPD delivery driver. Felt a bit like a stalker glued to his trip online while waiting for boyfriend's PS4 (Christmas present, yes I'm awesome) to arrive. Boyfriend was also on his way home. It was tense. In a dramatic final twist Oliver defied the DPD tracking system and arrived 10 minutes earlier than expected and 2 minutes before boyfriend. Hurray for DPD.

Incredible.

This deal ends TODAY.

This has now been sold!

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Done. Poor teacher, the last one is pretty creepy.

It is a great cow-lection of puns. Think we should all gives ourselves a pat on the back.

I've been pretty good this week (with a few profiterole shaped slips off the wagon) but next week I'm off to the Lake District which I imagine will involve lots of drinking and eating. Hoping the amount of walking we do will keep me from piling on the pounds. So hard to behave when you're on holiday and eating out all the time!

I like mine with loads of vinegar.

I'm going to blame my brand new decalfinated coffee.

I wish I could thank you more than once for this. And I really don't know... it's udderly ridiculous how slow my brain is working this morning.

I was sat here thinking "Wow, that's a bit harsh!" until I saw that post from @fiza. Not like me to miss a pun (or three)! Is it the weekend yet?