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Let me put it one way, without ruining it. Something more epic, than having a Tifa cosplay girlfriend..... NO NO, FORGET I SAID THAT! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!! Something epic.... let's leave it at that.

Simply bumping because of that statement! lol

I did ate you at times... but now i LUBBY DUBBY YOU!

Bought it! BOOOOOOYYYYAAAAAAAKKKKKKAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHAAAAA!!! lol Now time to buy 1000 rounds worth of sniper ammo XD

This ^

Flueless gas fires. Cost next to nothing for me on my bill. My room fills up with heat in 5 mins... and is good for an hour.... so we turn it off. Bobs yer uncle.

Honestly don't understand why someone would be scared by it, that's all lol Silly @sparkeh xD Edit: I WANT ONE OF THOSE! ^ looks funny lol

I will! Not with any edugeeks though cause they're never on lol Keep an eye out (if your on 360) for all the 'high end' cars parked up at a really tall building, and a group of people walking 'like a baws'. lol Hope there's a vending machine, so we can 'pretend' being drunk lol

Ebay it! Auction it! Just don't use it! @sparkeh Scared of a little arm in a well?

Got $400,000 now. Confirmation via text from brother. Going to buy the 'big daddy' apartment!

Amazon Local: Save in your city Use this to get deals on any sort of IT related course. Courses that cost £1000 - £3000 in college or direct from the company, cost £100-£250 max. How'd you think i got all my qualifications

On 340k! SO CLOSE! SO CLOSE!

Never knew i had to quote the sources? lol @AMLightfoot When i read it first time.... i was laughing so much, my boss said, just get out and have a breather lol.... I was rofling to badly! xD

New. New only. ONLY NEW! NEW!!! (or a few months old)... BUT NUU!

Tf2, css, RTW2, Gw2, BF3, BF4 beta (on 360), burnout, mirror, simcity 2013, sims 3, minecraft, civ4 and a few others

Thanks for the input folks... However, i'm looking more along the lines of Guild wars 2 (moo), Lotro (mmo), bf4 / 3 / moh (fps) etc etc

TELL ME THIS ISN'T FUNNY! Her: I turned it on and I got a. It has a blue. Right, this will be fun, I think. Since she calls at an odd hour and refers to something that is most likely machinery, I am going to assume that she turned on her laptop. And "It has a blue" could refer to a BSOD. How on Earth did she manage to break a stable, unbreakable system, using only Outlook? Me: Right. What did you do? Her: There's a blue. From Jack. Me: A blue from Jack... What do you see when you look at your computer? Her: I put the poota on the table and then I... Me: Hold it. If you look at the screen. What do you see? Her: I see the E. Jack sent an E. It has a blue. By now, I'm completely confused. I know what an E is. Apparently, you can't apply "Mail" to e-mail when you're a grandma. And I know Jack is her cousin (or something, don't ask). But why would Jack send something blue. Me: I have no idea what you're talking about. Her: There's a blue in the E. It is text that is blue. I mousied on it. Like Ticktick. By now, I am convinced that whatever's wrong with her can't be described with human language. Let me rephrase: On her poota, she got an E that has a blue. She mousied on it. Like Ticktick. This basically translates to: I got an e-mail with a link in it and clicked on it. Me: I know the feeling. What then? Her: It doesn't ticktick anymore. But there's a blue! You can ticktick blue. Me: Right. Are you getting an error message? Her: The orange opens. And then it says server not found. Me: Okay. What does the link say? Her: What is link? Me: The blue. What does it say? Her: Aytch Tee Tee Pee... Me: Right, skip the part until after the double-you, double-you, double-you dot. Her: Then there's two points. Wait. They're two points, but on top of each other. And then there's like a line or two. Me: Nevermind that. Can you forward the mail? And here's the most astonishing thing of the entire ordeal: Explaining to her how to forward the mail only took a minute. I expected this to last several hours. I see the link, it's linking to what I later figured out a greek real estate site and then some. The link reads something like "[company.com]/toygxmjt/tcxecgkyovaq/dlkgebsoi/hcgvfak/vnlawycdcqceckl" and my best guess is that it's a spam mail and Jack didn't send it. Because the mail's subject is a date and a time and other than the blue, it has no body. Jack usually writes at least half a line of text, explaining to my grandma what to do with the blue. Me: First. This is a spam mail. Jack didn't send it. Second. You said you click- tickticked it. What happened then? Her: The orange said something about Brooklyn. You think Jack is in Brooklyn? Me: No. Jack didn't send it. Some program imitated Jack and sent you that blue to get you to that site. I don't know why. Her: But it says Jack sent it. And something about Brooklyn. Me: Yes. But that's all fake. Just delete the mail. Her: But I replied to Jack already. Me: Doesn't matter. Delete the mail. Never open blues like that again. If you're unsure about a blue, call me. Her: Can I forward what I wrote to Jack? I don't see how that would help anything, but I say she can. Me: You know how to delete a mail, yes? Her: I ticktick the X? Me: No, you ticktick the "Delete"-button. So she does that. Three hours later, the phone rings again. Her: I want to send you the blue. Because I wrote to Jack. It's purple now. And from Brooklyn. Jack is in Brooklyn. Me: No. Jack is not in Brooklyn. An automated program illegally entered Jack's mailbox and sent you the blue. Her: There are no robots! They only exist in movies. Fscking rubberheads! I expect this to be a recurring topic in the days to come. tl;dr: My grandma is awesome. She has no idea what she's doing, but manages to write the occasional e-mail. Deleting a spam-mail was something that took her three hours. Robots are to blame. My grandma swears. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Odd title ay it? Anyway, I'm starting to get bored of playing games on my PC. It's quite repetitive (WOO SPELLED IT FIRST TIME!) and just not that interesting anymore. I play MMO's, RPGS, FPS, STRATERGY, and many more. Anyone recommend a very addicting online fun shabang! game?

1 Manager, 1 NM, 2 Techs incl me, over 1200 pcs and about 300 mobile devices

Haters be hating

Actually considering buying that over a Pci-e SSD.... £400 cheaper and more storage....

Be man, and let nature take it's course. You never know, you may get a pattern!

Oi JosOLos... you stay out of it! Else we'll have to deal with it, ONLINE! cuz das ow we roll ini! xD Oi Guy of tech, you stay out of it too! Else... we'll..... WATCH YOUR BACK in.... in... while on your PC! @X-13 When did you warn me?! Stop being a preacher and lighten up lol

True, and regardless, this is a edu forum. Will remove it. Your new name is DMcsquizzy! @DMcGuigan

Seconding this.