LeightonJames

I pictured Al rubbing his hands together here whilst laughing like an evil villain!! Why is accident inside quotation marks?? Are you planning on hurting someone Al??

At least you will have been active in the competition thread Just something that I thought of yesterday that's all and it just seemed a little bit unfair to me. Oh well, rules is rules I s'pose

One off topic thing and 1 little grumble: 1. I have now installed the Edugeek app on my phone. Now NOTHING will get done as I will be forever looking at the site 2. This might be sour grapes talking but I am a bit disappointed that a winner of Stock2ber is someone who hasn't even posted in the thread. Not one single post from him in here. Not even a how do you do. Does that seem right?? I know everyone is entitled to a fair chance to win something but at least say hi or something. It's not just me that thinks this is it?? Moan over, Good morning Edugeekers

When did you PM him Al, he was last active at 4:34 PM today:

Very PC sounds like a cool place to work. Al, are you hiring

I'm a Stock2noobian then.

M-o-o-o-orse, M-o-o-o-o-orse!! FAN-BLEEPING-TASTIC. gonna watch this when i'm feeling down.

How do you confuse an idiot? Put three shovels in front of him and tell him to take his pick

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later

Can we all just note something?? It is 11:33 and we have not yet had today's Draw video. Al, what is going on???

What wobbles as it flies? A Jellycopter

Why can't you play cards in the jungle?? Because of the cheetahs

What's Black, White and Red all over? A Newspaper

O.O that could have been awkward

If we are now descending into the darkest recesses of terrible jokes: Two mice in the boiler room, which one is in the army? The one next to the tank of course.

Another Joke for Colin I never thought that I would need to use algebra when I left school. Turns out I was wrong. Algebra is useful in relationships. I mean have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y??

Joke for Colin A piece of string walks into a bar and says "Pint of lager please barkeep" "Sorry we don't serve string here" replies the barman The following day the string tries again, "Pint of lager please barkeep" "I told you yesterday, we don't serve string!" he replies Undeterred the string goes back the day after, however this time he puffs his stomach out and ruffles his hair a bit before going in. "Pint of lager please barkeep" At this point the bartender is about to go mad until he looks at the string and then he says "Hold up, you're not a piece of string are you??" "No" replies the String, "I'm a-frayed knot" Oldie but goodie!!

Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring me the box, Bring, Bring, Brin, Brin, Brin, Bring me the box Brilliant.

Ok Ok, I know i can go through the past posts but i'm feeling like having a lazy day today.

Do it Sparkeh!! You'll make millions I tell you!! You should call it a forum! Yeah that's it, forum.

Hi all what have i missed since friday afternoon?? I caught yesterday's draw video but I was doing a server replacement all day yesterday so had no network access.

I've never spoken to you and even I know you are a guy!

OMG!! My eyes!! I just saw the video that the image above links to and had to switch it off almost instantly................

^^ Seconded, I agree he is of no purpose ^^

What is this word?? How is it pronounced?? work???? You strange being, coming here with your fancy words