[joke] Unlikely Story Of The Day...

[6Foot2]

Today I was approached by Beyonce who had just finished setting up at the studio. She said to me, "Excuse me hon. You haven't seen my phone have you? It's pink with a 'Bubblicious' cover on it."

 

I said, "No, sorry. Have you tried calling it?"

 

She said, "No. I put it on silent."

 

I said, "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."

 

[webman]

Woh-oh-ohh, very good

[aerospacemango]

I must've just missed you, DaveP...

 

Cos I saw her too, and she asked me to be security for a small part of her entourage...

 

When I asked who I'd be guarding,

 

She said "All the single ladies"

 

too!!!