[news] Fancy a date with a Hollywood hottie?

[LeMarchand]

Just stick your request video on YouTube!

 

It probably helps to be a soldier posted abroad, though .

 

I predict an explosion of similar vids requesting dates. I'm already planning my production/s: Charlize Theron, soon you will be mine!

 

P.S. Did consider whether this was sexist/offensive but decided that the technique works for either sex/any proclivity - besides which, most ladies aren't desperate enough to stoop to this sort of measure. (Especially not the lovely Edugeekettes!)