[joke] Rejection Letter Rejection Letter

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I would have liked to send this letter to prospective employers about 7 months ago [if only to see what the reaction might have been]

 

Dear Hiring Manager,

 

Thank you for your letter of March 1. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department.

 

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

 

Despite your companies outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position in your department this August.

 

I look forward to seeing you then.

 

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

 

Sincerely,

Interviewee

 

Link: Rejection Letter Rejection Letter - Laugh Break

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Totally using this...