6Foot2 Posted April 21, 2011 Author Posted April 21, 2011 very poor Yeah. I thought I had spotted a theme running through the Friday Jokes.
Gatt Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 And it was at this time, during the darkest days of Christianity that as he was nailed to the Cross, and raised up for all to gaze upon his tortured and twisted body, he looked down wearily at his 12 apostles and speaking softly with his last gasping breath, said unto them. "Don't touch my f:censored:g Easter Eggs, I'll be back on Monday!" 1
tech_guy Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 (edited) Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life Her follow up http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f9/PI.svg/440px-PI.svg.png is due out in the summer........ Edited April 21, 2011 by tech_guy
glennda Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 I'm not really a footy fan but this one was quite good. I can't play FIFA any more; it's too unrealistic for me... Yesterday I scored with Fernando Torres!
webman Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 An old friend of mine was a Soldier - he survived pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he is a seasoned veteran.
Gatt Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f:censored:g bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f:censored:g bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f:censored:g beak to the bar you irritating b:censored:d of a f:censored:g bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?
webman Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 I love that duck one Gatt Talking of ducks... How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it into a microwave until it’s bill withers.
6Foot2 Posted April 21, 2011 Author Posted April 21, 2011 A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
glennda Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 Mans Sits waiting for his wife to cook him breakfast, he hears a thud and goe into the kitchen to find her dead on the floor. He goes into a blind panic then suddenly remembers weatherspoons do breakfast till 11:30
6Foot2 Posted April 21, 2011 Author Posted April 21, 2011 Using Comic Sans: My wife refused to stop using it. Tonight I finally convinced her by explaining it like this: Using Comic Sans is like having bad body odor - you don't notice it, your friends can't stand it, but nobody is impolite enough to tell you.
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