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ATD - At the doctors

 

BFF - Best friend fell

 

BTW - Bring the wheelchair

 

BYOT - Bring your own teeth

 

FWIW - Forgot where I was

 

GGPBL - Gotta go, pacemaker battery low

 

GHA - Got heartburn again

 

IMHO - Is my hearing aid on

 

LMDO - Laughing my dentures out

 

OMMR - On my massage recliner

 

OMSG - Oh my! sorry, gas

 

ROFLACGU - Rolling on floor laughing and can't get up

 

TTYL - Talk to you louder

 

OMGTWNAFIJPMP - Oh my gosh that was not a fart I just pooped my pants

 

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