So where will the chavletts go now?

[tech_guy]

BBC Story:

 

BBC News - Child sunbed use: Firms face huge fines

 

So where will Charlene and Chelsea go now for their weekly dose of skin cancer? I see a range of home-use products aimed at the younger market now. The Toast-O-Matic for that chavley-over-cooked-turkey-look....

[teejay]

They'll be bathing in Tango to get that nice orange look.

[Hawkeyez]

"The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a tan?"

[AyatollahPies]

I thought they all Sprayed themselves these days ala Jersey Shore.

 

You too could become a Grenade Grundle Chode.

 

(No I don't watch it. The adverts during South Park on Viva are more than enough thanks)

[wizzard]

They'll probably end up using spray tans.

[pete]

*buys shares in Sunny Delight*

 

aka Oompa-Loompa varnish