[joke] Job at the Zoo

[Gatt]

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First

is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.

 

As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is

boss, he beats it to death with a spade.

 

Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish

by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

 

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is

attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.

 

He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he

do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat

anything..

 

He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

 

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South

American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He

grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what

to do and shovels them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.

 

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to the

other lions and says "What's the food like here?"

 

The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps

with Mushy Bees.

[tech_guy]

Gah (bangs head on desk).....