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http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg161/untaken_name/IMG_20101105_175841.jpg

 

Shariff and Hussaina Syed, aged 69 and 61, live next door to number 5, and they fear paedophiles could move into the flats overlooking the property to be close to the children.

 

Mrs Syed, 61, said: “There are flats overlooking and people could move in there and watch the children. It is a possibility it could happen.”

 

BROMLEY: Nursery plans opposed over fears of noise, traffic and paedophiles (From News Shopper)

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completely fair.

 

for the same reason i have asked the council to evict all neighbours within 500m of my house because in a zombie outbreak i would like time to plan and also another safe house to visit without being annoyed by these pesky brain hunters!

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I think they should be more worried about mile high piles of nappies appearing due to a sudden illness sweeping the nursery leading to the area being quarantined and stopping the bin men getting in. This could then attract flocks of seagulls, swarms of flies and herds of rodents, lowering property values and eventually devaluing the Pound, meaning we enter a double dip recession, losing everyone their job and turning the country into a third world hell hole shunned by the whole world.

 

It is a possibility it could happen.

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I think they should be more worried about mile high piles of nappies appearing due to a sudden illness sweeping the nursery leading to the area being quarantined and stopping the bin men getting in. This could then attract flocks of seagulls, swarms of flies and herds of rodents, lowering property values and eventually devaluing the Pound, meaning we enter a double dip recession, losing everyone their job and turning the country into a third world hell hole shunned by the whole world.

 

It is a possibility it could happen.

 

shortly followed by said zombie outbreak.....i see we have the same way of thinking....don't worry, if you turn into one i'll kill you quick

 

 

 

:p

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Yesterday Swindon were up in arms after a QI poll branded them the most ignorant town in the country. Never fear - Bromley is now in contention for the title!

 

Next up:

 

  • Residents oppose papercraft store over fears it could attract arsonists.
  • Residents oppose bank over fears it could attract bank robbers.
  • Residents oppose delicatessen over fears it could attract the French.
  • Residents oppose Pokemon stadium over fears it could attract Team Rocket.

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Yesterday Swindon were up in arms after a QI poll branded them the most ignorant town in the country. Never fear - Bromley is now in contention for the title!

 

Next up:

 

  • Residents oppose papercraft store over fears it could attract arsonists.
  • Residents oppose bank over fears it could attract bank robbers.
  • Residents oppose delicatessen over fears it could attract the French.
  • Residents oppose Pokemon stadium over fears it could attract Team Rocket.

 

LOL rep++ :D

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