[joke] A Frog walks into a bank...

[Fatmas]

A Frog walks into a bank and approaches the cashier. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Hello Miss Whack, I'm Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, and I'd like to get a £10,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain pig, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog here called Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, who wants to borrow £10,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink pig. "I mean, what in the world is this?!"

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

 

[tech_guy]

Groan. Where's a wall to beat my head against?

[apoth0r]

Where's the slap-head smiley when you need it!

 

Here's my coat too!