world cup jokes

[Mcshammer_dj]

My wife barely notices the racket all those vuvuzelas make throughout the World Cup matches.

She's used to hearing a tirade of horns every time she pulls out at a ****** roundabout.

 

Today in Africa someone dies every 3 seconds.

Just think, by the 90th minute that's 1800 fewer Vuvuzelas.

 

Edgar Davids.

Eagerly awaiting 3-D TV since 1992.

 

Why did Robert Green cross the road?

Because he's a far bigger asset to the other side.

 

 

Heskey: "I had an open goal but still I didn't score. I could kick myself."

Capello: "I wouldn't bother. You'd probably miss."

 

Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal. Tomorrow, him and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.

 

 

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

 

Scotland.

[laserblazer]

The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today.

"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"

 

 

said Jamal

Aged 6

[Hightower]

Shouldn't this be in the jokes section?

[robk]

Moved to Jokes section.