ICT Technician - Putney High School

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Eteach: ICT Technician, London, Greater London

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Spate of jobs on tonight!

 

Completely off topic but as humour must be kept high at this stressful time of year, this particular advert made me think only of one thing (sorry, you younguns might not understand this)

 

# Tell me Young crone, is this Putney?

# That it be... that it be...

# "Yes it is", not "That it be". You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist. I seek information about a Wisewoman.

# Ah, the Wisewoman.. the Wisewoman.

# Yes, the Wisewoman.

# Two things, my lord, must thee know of the Wisewoman. First, she is ... a woman! ...and second, she is ...

# Wise?

# You do know her then?

# No, just a wild stab in the dark which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful.