[joke] [Wierd?] Newspaper Headlines

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Grandmother of eight makes hole in one.

 

Two convicts evade noose, jury hung.

 

Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan!

 

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing.

 

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.

 

William Kelly was Fed secretary.

 

House passes gas tax onto senate.

 

Milk drinkers are turning to powder.

 

Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted.

 

Quarter of a million Chinese live on water!

 

Iraqi head seeks arms.

 

Farmer Bill Dies in House.

[laserblazer]

On a R4 programme they read out a newspaper cutting.

 

"We would like to apologise for a misprint in last weeks article on Buckhurst Abbey. It should have read Trappist Monks and not Rapist Monks."