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Guest richard
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Well, I am retired so I might as well join.
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Q: What's 16 feet long and smells of wee?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A: A conga in an old people's home.....

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I'll own up to being...

 

...the higher side of 40. *Dusts cobwebs off the punch cards *

 

Daughter (then aged 5): "Mummy when you were little everything was black and white wasn't it?"

 

Me: "Only the television..." :)




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