[joke] Help with a dad joke

[meitaliii]

Hey! My colleague is leaving at the end of the month, and I want to design a T-shirt for him. He's all about dad jokes and puns, so I thought it’d be fun to play on his name - Guido (the 'u' is silent).

He’s not Italian, so no jokes referencing Italy. I’m totally stuck—any ideas? Thanks in advance! mei

[6Foot2]

Is he a programmer? Then, perhaps:

 

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Or, maybe:

 

Guido’s so smooth, he created Python—now even snakes follow him!

 

^ References Guido van Rossum.

 

[3s-gtech]

“Permabanned from the Palace of Westminster”

“Planning to start a burger chain with a motorcyclist, an anarchist, the king’s crooked nephew and a British Film Director”

[6Foot2]