cookie_monster Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 The Daily Mash - APPLE TO FOOL PUBLIC FOR 207th TIME 1
Ryan Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 "By that time he’ll be using a phone that won’t be in the shops until 2038. But you’ll keep handing your money over every time because it’s got a fruit on the back. Dicks." ROFL!!
joe90bass Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 lol! I found this article intersting, wonder if he needs an assistant!?
Ryan Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 Actually, what an awesome site. I just roffled and dribbled a bit (no idea) at this story: The Daily Mash - 'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS F*CKING RAT' SAY ZOOLOGISTS
joe90bass Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 Actually, what an awesome site. I just roffled and dribbled a bit (no idea) at this story: The Daily Mash - 'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS F*CKING RAT' SAY ZOOLOGISTS "Dave tried to give it a fruit pastille but it wasn't interested."
cookie_monster Posted June 11, 2008 Author Posted June 11, 2008 (edited) The Mash is great "Tom Logan, a speed-dater from Dagenham said: "Of course you're a feminist, love. Good for you. Now let’s go outside and you can suck my ding-dong." The Daily Mash - SEX AND THE CITY 'TOTALLY EMPOWERING', SAYS MANKY SLAPPER http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/consumers-to-link-oil-company-profits-and-petrol-prices-any-day-now-20080429910/ Edited June 11, 2008 by cookie_monster
muppet Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 I've never come across Mash before, but I'm now an avid reader!! I especially loved The Daily Mash - CHILDREN TOLD TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE F*CK UP FOR 18 YEARS and couldn't agree more with it!!!
cookie_monster Posted June 13, 2008 Author Posted June 13, 2008 (edited) The Daily Mash - AFRICANS THRILLED FOR WAYNE AND COLEEN Edited June 13, 2008 by cookie_monster
Ryan Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Meanwhile a telegram to the couple from former Manchester United star Eric Cantona read: "When the vultures follow the buffalo they hope to feast on its entrails for many days. Your souls are dead. I hope you both drown in your own vulgar, wretched vomit. Have a special day." ROFL! Best. Website. Evarr.
tech_guy Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 The Mash is a great site. How do they get away with some of the stuff sometimes?!
cookie_monster Posted June 13, 2008 Author Posted June 13, 2008 God knows some is pretty close to the bone, other stuff is just inspired Some past gems The Daily Mash - FIENNES LEADS EXPEDITION TO FIND SOURCE OF FUCKING GAS PRICES The Daily Mash - SPACEY TO HOST 'I AM KEYSER SOZE' ON BBC1 The Daily Mash - ONE IN FOUR TEENS PRETENDING TO BE DEPRESSED
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