[joke] stories with a moral at the end

[cl0n3]

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:

To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of

it.

 

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their

stories.

 

Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg

laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front

seat

of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got

broken.

 

'What's the moral of that story?' asked the

teacher.

 

'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'

 

'Very good,'

said the teacher.

 

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family

are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a

dozen eggs,

but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral

to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're

hatched'.'

 

'That was a fine story Sarah.'

 

Michael, do you have a

story to share?'

 

'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon.

Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got

hit.

She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle

of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.

 

She drank the whiskey on the way

down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy

troops.

 

She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran

out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the

blade

broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare

hands.'

 

'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral

did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?'

 

'Stay the f**k away

from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking.'

[reggiep]

Very good, brightened up a rubbish Monday.

[cl0n3]

Ah sorry to hear you are having a bad day

 

Hope Tuesday will be better!

[Ryan]

lol, brilliant