[joke] Husbands wrong answer

[cl0n3]

WIFE:

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

 

HUSBAND:

 

Definitely not!

 

WIFE:

 

Why not - don't you like being married?

 

HUSBAND:

 

Of course I do.

 

WIFE:

 

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

 

HUSBAND:

 

Okay, I'd get married again.

 

WIFE:

 

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

 

HUSBAND:

 

(Makes audible groan).

 

WIFE:

 

Would you live in our house?

 

HUSBAND:

 

Sure, it's a great house.

 

WIFE:

 

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

 

HUSBAND:

 

Where else would we sleep?

 

WIFE:

 

Would you let her drive my car?

 

HUSBAND:

 

Probably, it is almost new.

 

WIFE:

 

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

 

HUSBAND:

 

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

 

WIFE:

 

Would she use my golf clubs?

 

HUSBAND:

 

No, she's left-handed.

 

WIFE:

- silence - -

 

HUSBAND:

F * ck ..

[OutToLunch]

*starts cleaning the coffee off of his keyboard*

 

Classic.

[Gatt]

ROFLMAO!!

Can just imagine Hayley asking me this