[joke] This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart

[cl0n3]

Just got this in my email inbox, made me chuckle so thought I would share it

 

> This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.

>

> One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

>

> Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't

 

> feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

>

> I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

>

> So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to

> hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman

> enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

>

> She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me

> for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

>

> Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to

> sleep.

>

> The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time

> with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big

> unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on

> several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which

> one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new

> shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for

> each outfit."

>

> We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of

> diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have

 

> thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she

> was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she

> doesn't even know how to play tennis.

>

> I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

>

> She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the

excitement.

> Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is

> all dear, let's go to the cashier."

>

> I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't

> feel like it."

>

> Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,

 

> "WHAT?"

>

> I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

> You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for

> me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

>

> And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I

> added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things

> I buy you?"

>

> Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... !

[Inbir316]

classic!

[Pete10141748]

genius!

 

hahahaha!