6Foot2 Posted December 24, 2017 Posted December 24, 2017 (edited) We have just finished our evening meal. We are out and about all day tomorrow so we had our Christmas dinner this evening (sort of) During the meal we pulled crackers. Here are the jokes from those crackers: Q: Which side do chickens have most feathers? A: On the outside. --------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. --------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why are police officers so strong? A: Because they hold up traffic. --------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What kind of pet did Aladdin have? A: A Flying car-pet. Edited December 24, 2017 by 6Foot2 Correct a typo. :(
jmak Posted December 24, 2017 Posted December 24, 2017 We've done ours too: Q: Where does The Terminator do his shopping? A: Asda with visa baby
mikeprice Posted December 24, 2017 Posted December 24, 2017 One had a Christmas work do - many year sago - in a local Hotel 6 of us in the group - all having had a few drinks before we gto to the table pulled the crackers -first joke my dog's got no nose - how does he small - terrible several groans second joke my dog's got no nose - how does he small - terrible more groans and expressions of disbelief third joke my dog's got no nose - how does he small - terrible started to be funny by the time all 6 jokes were the same we were having serious trouble staying on our chairs sometimes the circumstances are more important
Devontechie Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 Q: Why was cinderella no good at football? A: because her coach was a pumpkin ------------------- Q: why do the chewing gum cross the road? A: because it was stuck to the chicken.
6Foot2 Posted December 25, 2017 Author Posted December 25, 2017 Q: Why was cinderella no good at football? A: because her coach was a pumpkin... A: Because she was always late for the ball! [Thanks Gary] 1
elsiegee40 Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 Q: How does Jack Frost get to work? A: By icicle 1
sparkeh Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: Terrible Some QA issues on our jokes this year [emoji3] 1
6Foot2 Posted December 25, 2017 Author Posted December 25, 2017 Q:What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East? A: Cheeses of Nazareth 1
Devontechie Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 Q: what's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet-ribbet? A: Mistle-toad 1
jmak Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 Q: what's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet-ribbet? A: Mistle-toadA: Yule Frog 1
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