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6Foot2

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We have just finished our evening meal. We are out and about all day tomorrow so we had our Christmas dinner this evening (sort of) During the meal we pulled crackers. Here are the jokes from those crackers:

 

Q: Which side do chickens have most feathers?

 

A: On the outside.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

 

A: Frostbite.

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Q: Why are police officers so strong?

 

A: Because they hold up traffic.

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Q: What kind of pet did Aladdin have?

 

A: A Flying car-pet.

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Correct a typo. :(
mikeprice

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One had a Christmas work do - many year sago - in a local Hotel

 

6 of us in the group - all having had a few drinks before we gto to the table

 

pulled the crackers -first joke

 

my dog's got no nose - how does he small - terrible

 

several groans

 

second joke

 

my dog's got no nose - how does he small - terrible

 

more groans and expressions of disbelief

 

third joke

 

my dog's got no nose - how does he small - terrible

 

started to be funny

 

by the time all 6 jokes were the same we were having serious trouble staying on our chairs

 

sometimes the circumstances are more important

Devontechie

Devontechie

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Q: Why was cinderella no good at football?

A: because her coach was a pumpkin

 

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Q: why do the chewing gum cross the road?

A: because it was stuck to the chicken.

6Foot2

6Foot2

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Q: Why was cinderella no good at football?

A: because her coach was a pumpkin...

 

A: Because she was always late for the ball!

[Thanks Gary]

 

:)

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