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Honestly, you lot are so common!

Has to be gently sautéed with a light vinaigrette, served on a bed of salad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... with chips!

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Honestly, you lot are so common!

Has to be gently sautéed with a light vinaigrette, served on a bed of salad.

... with chips!

That's NOT how the "Lawn Ornaments"* eat them!

 

 

 

*© PTerry

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Honestly, you lot are so common!

Has to be gently sautéed with a light vinaigrette, served on a bed of salad.

 

OK look - I can get hold of some 'genuine' 'salad'

 

and I have some 'wonderful' with a really interesting vinaigrette

which can be served with 'genuine' probable rat

 

for a vert reasonable $10 dollars

 

 

no - sorry -what am I saying

 

look - I'm cutting me own throat here - but I can let you

 

as a friend

 

have them for a 'special price'

 

maybe be

 

how about $5

 

no - let me

 

and really this is it

 

maybe $4

 

 

Only $4

 

it will be an culinary experience you will never forget

 

you will be talking to your friends about it for years

 

 

and all for only $3

 

 

full refund if not TOTALLY satisfied

 

 

Thank you

 

:bolt:

Edited by elsiegee40
Posted
QUOTE=stevejp;1850609]Honestly, you lot are so common!

Has to be gently sautéed with a light vinaigrette, served on a bed of salad.

 

 

OK look - I can get hold of some 'genuine' 'salad'

 

and I have some 'wonderful' with a really interesting vinaigrette

which can be served with 'genuine' probable rat

 

for a vert reasonable $10 dollars

 

 

no - sorry -what am I saying

 

look - I'm cutting me own throat here - but I can let you

 

as a friend

 

have them for a 'special price'

 

maybe be

 

how about $5

 

no - let me

 

and really this is it

 

maybe $4

 

 

Only $4

 

it will be an culinary experience you will never forget

 

you will be talking to your friends about it for years

 

 

and all for only $3

 

 

full refund if not TOTALLY satisfied

 

 

Thank you

 

:bolt:

 

 

Wait a minute - we’re supposed to haggle!

 

Bert? This bloke won’t haggle...

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Wait a minute - we’re supposed to haggle!

 

Bert? This bloke won’t haggle...

 

OK - look - give me an offer

 

if you don't want 'rat'

 

I may

 

(looks around)

 

MAY have frog

 

'genuine' frog

 

guaranteed

 

under NO circumstances was it ever an IT Tech

 

came into my possession just recently

 

was never involved in any political discussions

at all

ever

 

and NEVER changed his username from DaveP

 

at all

 

ever

 

REALLY good price

 

make me an offer

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Posted

signnotinuse.jpg

 

OK - help me out here

 

Is the sign actually not in use

 

or does the fact that it accurately says it is not in use mean that actually it is in use - its current use being to show that it is not in use

 

 

if that makes sense

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OK - help me out here

 

Is the sign actually not in use

 

or does the fact that it accurately says it is not in use mean that actually it is in use - its current use being to show that it is not in use

 

 

if that makes sense

 

Some are more confusing than others:

 

Private Sign.jpg

 

:noidea:

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Loose gravel?

 

I just have this image in my head of some poor council workman sorting through all the various signage in the back of his truck:

“That one? Nah?”

“How about this one? Not really suitable.”

“Loose gravel? Oh well, I suppose it’s the closest one I’ve got...”

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