What adverts really say

[LeMarchand]

 

If you claw your way to the top you can get the home you "deserve". The newer version of the ad has changed the voiceover, so I'm guess that I'm not the only one to think this.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xrM6-qpNLE

 

Don't hire a male model for your mission of destruction. He'll neither grasp the concept of "at all costs" nor the ramifications of a load of biohazard waste being hit by a car. Also don't hire mercs to move said waste, as they'll run away faster than a car can get to your storage depot.

 

 

Miele kitchens are great for people who have kitchens with a larger footprint than most people's entire house.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKueyAm4GBU

 

Hipsters are bad for the environment. They'll use more cars than needed to get to a place, then create a wooden effigy using at least some specially cut wood just so they can burn it down while drinking from miniature bottles rather than sharing one big one. They're surprisingly good at carpentry, though.

Edited November 2, 2016 by LeMarchand
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