Got a Virus? Maybe you need a little Witchcraft!

[LoyalHeretic]

Why use a software solution when you can apparently hire someone to cast it out with Magic..

 

We Talked to a Witch Who Casts Viruses Out of Computers With Magic | Motherboard

[X-13]

Motherboard, iirc, is part of the Vice network of "journalism"...

 

It's clickbait.

[difinity]

Motherboard, iirc, is part of the Vice network of "journalism"...

 

It's clickbait.

 

Clickbait ? I'm sold, USB "toolbox" in the bin and i'm waiting for my magic stones to arrive.

[Domino]

 

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE CRYSTALS

 

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[Miscbrah]

What's actually going on in this thread?

 

Witches and dinosaur comic? What?

 

Stop it you guys, just stop it.

 

 

Stop it now.

Edited January 18, 2016 by Miscbrah

[elsiegee40]

Take the voice of experience from a Mod... sometimes it's better to leave 'em to it.

[DJ-1701]

Take the voice of experience from a Mod... sometimes it's better to leave 'em to it.

 

*Puts on a black leather jacket and motorcycle boots* Rockers also agree...

[X-13]

*Puts on a black leather jacket and motorcycle boots* Rockers also agree...

 

 

[DJ-1701]

 

 

What did I ever do to you?

 

Free shrugs on demand.

 

Now offering Premium Shrugs for £2.

[unixman_again]

Here's what we used to do in the big iron days

 

[DJ-1701]

Here's what we used to do in the big iron days

 

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I feel sorry for the guy in the middle...

[korifugi]

Demarcation!

 

We already have our very own @witch who absolutely does not turn people into frogs.

[witch]

Demarcation!

 

We already have our very own @witch who absolutely does not turn people into frogs.

 

...and anyone who wishes to challenge said witch.....beware.....

[elsiegee40]

Demarcation!

 

We already have our very own @witch who absolutely does not turn people into frogs.

 

... without good reason

[Miscbrah]

I feel sorry for the guy in the middle...

 

I feel sorry for both guys. They work in IT so they're obviously virgins.

[LoyalHeretic]

There is a remarkable amount of skepticism around here.. Who is to say there aren't dark forces at work? Primal powers rebelling against these new forms of technology? Who ya gonna call?

[elsiegee40]

There is a remarkable amount of skepticism around here.. Who is to say there aren't dark forces at work? Primal powers rebelling against these new forms of technology? Who ya gonna call?

 

Everyone knows that glaring at/swearing at/threatening hardware works. As @witch says quite frequently 'it knows'

[witch]

Well, it does

But actually I find that talking quietly to the offending bit of kit, asking it how it is and why it is doing whatever it is doing, works much better.

 

If you can work out its name, so much the better - the personal touch works wonders

[Domino]

What's actually going on in this thread?

 

Witches and dinosaur comic? What?

 

Stop it you guys, just stop it.

 

 

Stop it now.

 

http://40.media.tumblr.com/887729297d513e88ed5f86dc73167c05/tumblr_nnstc9CD9I1sk59o3o1_1280.jpg

[DJ-1701]

Who is to say there aren't dark forces at work?

Come on, Management isn't that bad.

Who ya gonna call?

Occupational Health?