The Punny Thread

[6Foot2]

Link: Will BF wins UK Pun Championship 2025 - British Comedy Guide

 

The 2025 UK Pun Championship has been won by Will BF.

 

He was crowned at the live final last night (10th February), which took place in a boxing ring at De Montfort Hall in Leicester as part of the city's annual comedy festival.

 

Performing as Will B. Found, the puns that helped him clinch the title included:

 

My cousin lost his job at the clock factory; it's such a shame, as he was putting in all the hours.

 

Old McDonald has turned his farm into a massive corporation; he's the Ee-i-CEO.

 

I thought my dad was a smart guy, but I asked if he knew what an eclipse is, and he said, "No, son."

 

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find out - you have my Word.

 

...

[6Foot2]

Changed a toilet seat

 

You're clearly flushed with your success.

 

Bog standard job that one.

 

Crap job isn’t it.

 

Typical job for a cistern admin.

 

Well, Daleks already come equipped with plungers...

 

You're all on a roll! Let the ideas flow.

[Ditto]

I've since learnt that the toilet seat was a home fix, not school, but there has been a case where an IT Technician did change a seat.

 

I'd have thought that was a facilities job. Clearly, that departments work has just gone down the pan.

[6Foot2]

Honestly!!!

 

I go on several other forums type places and no-one ever mentions semi-colons

 

I come back on here and immediately everyone is going on about a slight typing problem!!!

 

Nice to be remembered though!!

 

Yeah, the time @mikeprice was away was only a ... pause.

 

[Koldov]

44 minutes ago, 6Foot2 said:

We can cut the lawn mower chatter and sow the posts in a new thread.

 

Is that something that would be required?

 

But will the grass be greener there...?

 

They'll probably tell you to 'sod' off!

Edited July 2, 2025 by Koldov

[Hoyt]

1 hour ago, 6Foot2 said:

We can cut the lawn mower chatter and sow the posts in a new thread.

 

Reminds me of when a guy at an old honkey tonk asked to borrow a set of jumper cables.  The bouncer hollered "Hey, don't y'all start nothin!" 

 

[HarryMonkey]

54 minutes ago, Koldov said:

 

But will the grass be greener there...?

 

They'll probably tell you to 'sod' off!

Either way we'll probably get turfed out.

[Koldov]

Time for pastures new then?

[Hoyt]

Redneck word of the day:  "twerk".

 

I  get up every morning and get twerk.

[6Foot2]

 

* Edited, as the original is NSFW

[6Foot2]

 

[6Foot2]

17 minutes ago, Ditto said:

That's a lot of dough for someone.

 

3 minutes ago, Homer said:

I shouldn't rise to this but take my upvote

 

It's the yeast you can do!

 

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