[news] Drunken squirrel trashes private members club

[Garacesh]

'Drunk' squirrel causes hundreds of pounds of damage - BBC News

 

Absolutely fantastic

[bladedanny]

1. Rob a Bar/Club

2. Release a squirrel

3. ???

4. Profit

[korifugi]

The Squirrel - formerly part of a lucrative book deal with B. Potter was reputed to be staggering around shouting "Do you know who I am?".

 

"You see this all the time" Said Det. Hedgehog, "Former young stars with drink problems - the Rabbits are especially bad when drunk".

[LeMarchand]

The Bullingdon Club have relaxed their membership requirements, I guess.

[FN-GM]

Must be a slow news day!