[pics] New Anti-Virus Solution! Malachite

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Keeping away computer viruses with malachite

 

Placed on your desk, malachite will soak up some of the electromagnetic pollution emitted by your computer and other appliances. You can make it your own personal guardian against viruses that can attack your computer via the internet and email. Its healing energy can be an added repellent to any new viruses that are attacking software programs and can be used alongside your dedicated anti-virus program. The stone dispels negativity, absorbing any radiation and pollutants that leak into the atmosphere.

 

Crystal cure

 

Pick up your stone and hold it firmly in your hand to feel its power and purifying abilities. Ask it to soak up any negativity from your office space and send out strong, positive energetic rays around your computer to keep it virus-free. Circle the stone around the computer twice daily, morning and late afternoon. Cleanse the stone after each use under running water, or see pages 149-153.

 

Link: https://twitter.com/kerouanton/status/596351235546021888

 

[LeightonJames]

Stop the planet please. I wish to get off. First we have crazy Dinosaur Ney-Sayers now this load of Malachite!!!

[LiamH]

This reminds me of an old episode of would I lie to you that I watched at the weekend.

 

One of the guests was a TV interior designer and said the mystery guest was a fung shui expert who told her to replace her cat litter tray with a crystal, 10 min's of David Mitchell debunking "Pseudo.. oops i mean eastern science" and it turned out to be true.

[Dos_Box]

It reminds me of this:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JQ4a9y8pA

 

It still makes me laugh